If I suddenly have to get off the phone, it might be because the kids have said one of these top ten attention-getters.
- “Aren’t we supposed to be at (insert activity) now?”
- “Can we make smores in the microwave?”
- “I smell smoke downstairs.”
- “There is something wrong with the toilet.”
- “Is it ok to put this (foil wrapped burrito) in the microwave?”
- “Where do we keep the super glue and duct tape?”
- “Can I watch Game of Thrones?”
- “Do we have a really long stick with like a hook on the end?”
- “Is it ok if the dog eats play-doh?”
- And finally, pretty much anything that starts out, “I am not sure how it happened or There is something wet….”